Where's My Sheep???!!

Di mana dia, anak kambing saya?
Anak kambing saya masih di Aus-tr-a-lia!

Yup ppl no sheeps for tomoro, have to wait till Sunday...

Kambing: Mmmbbbbeeekkkkk....selamat aku...save 2 hari...hehehehe

SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI ppl!!!!

Operasi Kedai Mamak!!

I was at Simpang Bedok last night for dinner with B2. Halfway thru the dinner...

B2: Eh, that girl looking at you..
B1: U mean the helper there? I know...from just now...
B2: How u know?
B1: (dengan muka selamba)...I kan undercover...I can discreetly look at ppl...

Continues eating....

Suddenly got this mamak bumped against B2's chair. But his advance was blocked by this abang who had a beer belly a.k.a FAT!...

Abang: mana mau lari? (as he held the mamak by the collar)...

wats happening? suddenly there was a lot of commotion..ppl running, and police all over. then all the diners realise...it was actually a raid on illegal immigrants! Apparently a few of the 24hrs mamak stalls were employing aliens.

and all along the undercover cops blended really well with the crowd..they just spread themselves among the crowd...and were eating too!....me? i was not screened as i quickly whipped out my civil service card and pasted it on my forehead...hahahahaha!

i was telling B2...wah this mamak shops die oredi...dunno how many thousand plates of prata they must sell to pay the fines..

on the way back, we saw a row of unmarked police vans, ready to escort the aliens. then we overheard this conversation btw 3 mats...

mat 1: aku tadi baru nak order nasi goreng...mamak muka stress..cakap dgn aku...awak tunggu sekejap ya..saya punya kedai baru kena raid..takde org mau amik order...
mat 2 & 3: hahahahaha
mat 1: terus aku cakap..takpe takpe..take ur time
mat 2 & 3: hahahahaha!

Go Lions Go

Finally, the day is here again. Singapore is in the final of the Tiger Cup. After a 7-yr absence, our Lions are holding a two-goal advantage from the first leg. Was in the cab last nite on the way home, had a chat wif the cabbie. From wat i gather from our conversation, i guess the market talk is that there's some kelong gg on...its a win-win situation for everyone. Singapore would win and lift the cup but the prize money would be donated to the indons for their tsunami victims. Conspiracy theory??hmmm....i donn't give a damn..as long as the lions lift the Cup...

Speaking of tsunami, let's salute the men and women of SAF for making us proud in the within the international community. Tabik spring to all of you lah ppl!!!

Black Sunday

Went across the causeway to attend a wedding over the wkend. Stayed in Holiday Villa in KL..it was a fabulous pl situated near Suria KLCC...that was until we found out we were near the US and UK embassy...oops..we r in a hot spot..hahahaha...

Managed to do some shopping at Berjaya Times Square..to my darling B2, I was a gd boy on that day wasn't I? hehehehehe. Dinner was at this place called Sri Melaka..we had seafood and satay...B2 got sabo-ed into thinking that she was eating satay babat only to find out its actually satay perut!!!...eeewwww...but its actually quite nice!

Attended the wedding on Sunday...it was B2's cousin's turn to get hitched. Hantaran was RM$7k..wah..so cheap ah?!!...Experienced first hand the spirit of gotong-royong found in kampungs..I was one of the few selected to place the rice/bunga rampai/air mawar (does anybody know what this ceremony is called?) on the couple's hands..it was my first time actually and I was nervous and it showed..

departed for Singapore at 830pm...thats when we heard the news abt the tsunami...first time i heard i went like "huh?! tsunami in Penang?"...reading those accounts on the newspaper..i can't imagine the fear those ppl must have felt....

ultimately i think it's just a wake-up call from Allah for us...so pls ppl..i remind others and myself..saham akhirat dah cukup belum??...hehehehehehe