Operasi Kedai Mamak!!
I was at Simpang Bedok last night for dinner with B2. Halfway thru the dinner...
B2: Eh, that girl looking at you..
B1: U mean the helper there? I know...from just now...
B2: How u know?
B1: (dengan muka selamba)...I kan undercover...I can discreetly look at ppl...
Continues eating....
Suddenly got this mamak bumped against B2's chair. But his advance was blocked by this abang who had a beer belly a.k.a FAT!...
Abang: mana mau lari? (as he held the mamak by the collar)...
wats happening? suddenly there was a lot of commotion..ppl running, and police all over. then all the diners realise...it was actually a raid on illegal immigrants! Apparently a few of the 24hrs mamak stalls were employing aliens.
and all along the undercover cops blended really well with the crowd..they just spread themselves among the crowd...and were eating too!....me? i was not screened as i quickly whipped out my civil service card and pasted it on my forehead...hahahahaha!
i was telling B2...wah this mamak shops die oredi...dunno how many thousand plates of prata they must sell to pay the fines..
on the way back, we saw a row of unmarked police vans, ready to escort the aliens. then we overheard this conversation btw 3 mats...
mat 1: aku tadi baru nak order nasi goreng...mamak muka stress..cakap dgn aku...awak tunggu sekejap ya..saya punya kedai baru kena raid..takde org mau amik order...
mat 2 & 3: hahahahaha
mat 1: terus aku cakap..takpe takpe..take ur time
mat 2 & 3: hahahahaha!
B2: Eh, that girl looking at you..
B1: U mean the helper there? I know...from just now...
B2: How u know?
B1: (dengan muka selamba)...I kan undercover...I can discreetly look at ppl...
Continues eating....
Suddenly got this mamak bumped against B2's chair. But his advance was blocked by this abang who had a beer belly a.k.a FAT!...
Abang: mana mau lari? (as he held the mamak by the collar)...
wats happening? suddenly there was a lot of commotion..ppl running, and police all over. then all the diners realise...it was actually a raid on illegal immigrants! Apparently a few of the 24hrs mamak stalls were employing aliens.
and all along the undercover cops blended really well with the crowd..they just spread themselves among the crowd...and were eating too!....me? i was not screened as i quickly whipped out my civil service card and pasted it on my forehead...hahahahaha!
i was telling B2...wah this mamak shops die oredi...dunno how many thousand plates of prata they must sell to pay the fines..
on the way back, we saw a row of unmarked police vans, ready to escort the aliens. then we overheard this conversation btw 3 mats...
mat 1: aku tadi baru nak order nasi goreng...mamak muka stress..cakap dgn aku...awak tunggu sekejap ya..saya punya kedai baru kena raid..takde org mau amik order...
mat 2 & 3: hahahahaha
mat 1: terus aku cakap..takpe takpe..take ur time
mat 2 & 3: hahahahaha!
posted by soul_specialist at 1:25 PM
1 Comments:
Civil Servant Pass serves us well. n i am still pissed that that gal is looking at u....
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>ahahahaa....dia buta agaknya....ahahah...
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